so i'm out monday night after being bed bound for a few days, throwing up after everything inc. brushing my teeth. i went round alices for some sane company and what was planned as a relaxed night, turned into a smoke ridden room spending hours on the internet looking through 489 pages of the anatomy of a vagina; or as we preferred "that pussy is so powerful".
"it's so fucking huge, did you know it retracts, it's 3 inches deep and arousal lengthens it up to 7 inches"
don't be fooled by us, we're an average pair of best friends- but we didn't end up watching a film with jelly, but indulged in sienna millers sex scenes while catching smoke in our eye, and questioned go ask alice everything from female masturbation, erotica pornography to "can i catch any diseases from kissing" and the all time feeder favourite- festishes. cheers and kisses for the terrible two.
